"What is a guard?"
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Mom: [calling Josh, panicking] Josh, where are you? Lowell isn't home and he won't be home until it's dark out.
Josh: I'm in Gurnee with Ash watching a movie. Why? What's going on?
Mom: [panicking] I tried shaving Pepper's matted hair off of his butt and the clippers got clogged and I don't know what to do!!! He has bald spots!
Josh: Okay, did you use the guard?
Mom: What is a guard?
Josh: Those little black pieces that came in the box with the clippers. The length of the the black teeth is the length that the hair will be when you use that guard.
Mom: Oh. Well, I didn't realize that he was bald until now. Can you help me when you get back home?
Josh: [laughing] I don't know what to do. I will look at him when I get back. [hangs up] Babe, your mom is crazy!
Disclaimer: My mom is one crazy, weird, different kind of lady however, her and I are two totally different people. Do not judge me because of my mom's craziness, but do not feel bad for judging her for her craziness. PETA: this is NOT my fault!
Posted byAshley C. at 9:16 AM
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Oh Ashley! I haven't laughed so hard in a such a long while! When our Emerson cat gets overmatted the poor baby looks worse than this. He is a Persian and gets a "Lion Cut". He looks in no way like the king of the jungle!
Thank you for the laughter!!!